This blog is a place to write about my thoughts on sex toys and review some of them.
Hopefully you’ll find some of it kinda sorta helpful. If you don’t, I bequeath to you this gif of a couple dogs booping a balloon as a peace offering.
If you’d like to contact me, my email is firstname.lastname@example.org. I also hang out on reddit. And I have tumblr and twitter accounts that I may conceivably eventually possibly partially stop ignoring.